THE SEX WAS SO GOOD LAST NIGHT

 

The sex was so good last night

With my girlfriend Bimbette

That after it was over even

The neighbours had a cigarette.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 358

 

Hey diddle diddle

Someone’s on the fiddle

It will probably be

Another celebrity

Not paying their tax

ARE YOU WEARING A PETTICOAT?

 

Are you wearing a petticoat?

Are they were still in vogue?

That’s delightful apparel

For a lascivious old rogue

THE PLURAL OF MOUSE

 

So, if it is correct that

The plural of mouse is mice

Then why is the plural of house

Houses and not hice

IF CLERGYMEN CAN BE DEFROCKED # 2

 

If clergymen can be defrocked

Then can dry cleaners get de-pressed

Or must songwriters be de-composed

And hair stylists get dis-tressed?

IF LAWYERS CAN BE DISBARRED # 1

 

If Lawyers can be disbarred

then will fishermen be debated?

Will magicians be disillusioned?

And politicians denominated?

WHEN THE PRINCESS FOUND THE FROG

 

When the princess found the frog

And the kiss was firmly planted

The prince turned out to be gay

And the Princess was disenchanted