ARE YOU WEARING VESTMENTS?

 

Are you wearing vestments?

Oh reverend Katie

You know they should

Be hanging in the vestry

When the service is over

That’s where they should be

But for my birthday treat

You’ve kept it on for me

And now I get to unwrap

The reverend Katie

IF CLERGYMEN CAN BE DEFROCKED # 3

 

If clergymen can be defrocked

Can a promoter be demoted?

Should writers be described?

And musicians be denoted?

IF CLERGYMEN CAN BE DEFROCKED # 2

 

If clergymen can be defrocked

Then can dry cleaners get de-pressed

Or must songwriters be de-composed

And hair stylists get dis-tressed?