ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN DRESS?

Are you wearing a Halloween Dress?

Well, it’s really just a black shapeless thing

But I suppose it’s all right as it goes 

If I get to find out what’s under the thing

MY OPTICIAN HAS A GIFT FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS

 

My optician has a gift for stating the obvious

Either that or he’s not very bright

After the eye test he declared forthrightly

“Mr Hooper your left eye isn’t right”

THE EYE TEST WENT ON FOR AN AGE

 

The eye test went on for an age

In fact, it was something of an ordeal

“Your right eye isn’t right” he said

Well, I can tell you that was surreal

BACK TO BACK DVD’S

 

My wife and I really enjoy

Watching DVD’s back-to-back 

But only one of us can see

The screen which is a drawback

I WAS RAISED AS AN ONLY CHILD

 

I was raised as an only child

By my father and mother

Which really pissed off

My sister and my brother

SOME YOUNGSTERS ARE BREAKING INTO CARS

Some youngsters are breaking into cars,

They are proper little devils,

They do it in multi-story car parks

And that’s wrong on so many levels 

BACK FROM PORT OF SPAIN

 

I have just come back from

Trinidad’s Port of Spain

It was a once in a lifetime trip

I can only say, never again