INSIDE EVERY SINGLE RUSSIAN DOLL

 

Inside every single Russian Doll

There are even more Russian Dolls

If you listen you can hear them shout

As they scream in unison to be let out

TWO FISH WERE IN A TANK

 

Two fish were in a tank

And one said after pondering

“This is a really nice tank

But how do we drive the thing?”

LUCY LLAMA WAS HAPPILY SURPRISED

 

Lucy Llama was happily surprised

With a weekend break by her stag

So she rewarded him with a kiss

And in a fluster said Alpaca bag

INSIDE EVERY RUSSIAN DOLL

 

Inside every Russian Doll

There’s another Russian Doll

And yet more without doubt

All of them screaming to get out

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, AGAIN

 

When life gives you lemons

Making lemonade is the deal

But if life gives you Lemmings

I’m afraid that’s too surreal

THE EYE TEST WENT ON FOR AN AGE

 

The eye test went on for an age

In fact, it was something of an ordeal

“Your right eye isn’t right” he said

Well, I can tell you that was surreal

RUDELY AWAKENED

 

I leapt up out of bed,

And I opened the door

In my pyjamas,

Wow I’d not noticed it before

What a very odd place

For there to be a door

THREE LITTLE FISHES

 

Three fish in a tank,

One says to the other ones

I'll drive the thing

If you two man the guns