SIGHTS, SOUNDS, SMELLS, TASTE AND TOUCH # 4

 

Sights, sounds, smells, taste, and touch

It’s funny the things that cause the memories to arise

When all of a sudden memory of my sister flood back

It’s Cilla Black, Port and Lemon and Devon Skies

SIGHTS, SOUNDS, SMELLS, TASTE AND TOUCH # 4

 

Sights, sounds, smells, taste, and touch

It’s funny the things that cause the memories to arise

When all of a sudden memory of my sister flood back

It’s Cilla Black, Port and Lemon and Devon Skies

MY BROTHER JOHNNY IS GAY

 

My brother Johnny is gay

Of that there is no doubt

Regrettably he’s in the closet

And isn’t going to come out

But he’s not just in the closet

Johnny is way back in there

In fact he’s so far back

He’s practically in Narnia

MY BROTHERS SPEND ALL OF THEIR TIME

 

My brothers spend all of their time

Floating out at sea on aquatic toys

They float from dawn until dusk

But I suppose boys will be buoys

MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 2

 

My brother is a pessimist

With all his nay-saying

And a glass half full guy

With his catastrophising

STEP BROTHER

When I got home from work

My brother came into view

He was laying on the doorstep

But hey that’s Matt for you 

WHEN WE WERE KIDS IN THE AUTUMN

When we were kids in the autumn

My brother would hide from view

Beneath a pile of fresh fallen leaves

But hey that was Russell for you

MY SISTER ELLEN

 

My sister Ellen

Married beneath her

But then she is

Six feet tall to be fare

JOHN IS A VERY UNLUCKY LOVER

 

John is a very unlucky lover

Unlike James, his twin brother

As John always misses the kisses

While James kisses the misses

MY BROTHER AND I ARE CHALK AND CHEESE

 

My brother and I are chalk and cheese

As hard as I try we just don’t fit

i.e. when he’s drunk and sees a street sign

He has an urge to relieve himself on it

MY YOUNGER SISTER HAS SOME HABITS

 

My younger sister has some habits

That expose her to certain dangers

One of which is her innate ability

To annoy complete strangers

I WAS RAISED AS AN ONLY CHILD

 

I was raised as an only child

By my father and mother

Which really pissed off

My sister and my brother

VESUVIUS

 

Vesuvius is what

We called my sister Grace

It was because of all the

Eruptions on her face

SIGHTS, SOUNDS, SMELLS, TASTE AND TOUCH # 3

 

Sights, sounds, smells, taste and touch

It’s funny the things that cause the memories to arise

When all of a sudden memories of my Brother flood back

It’s Barry White, Wine gums and Apple Pies

THE STICK INSECT

 

My sister is very thin

In fact, she’s a stick insect

Straight up and down

Viewed from any aspect

If she didn’t wear glasses

Before embracing

No one would know

Which way she was facing

STALKING CLAIM

 

My brother, who is a BS talker,

Claims to have a stalker

My wife said it was difficult to see

As his trouser were too baggy

MY BROTHER SWALLOWED MY TORCH

 

My brother swallowed my torch

But I wasn’t too upset though

Because his little face lit up

And his eyes were all aglow