Love him or loath him, Nigel Farage
Is
strangely charismatic
In fact,
he’s quite a colourful character
Which in
truth is ironic
Tuesday, 27 September 2022
NIGEL FARAGE
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 244
John Cook was a cyclist
All licra clad
He rides
the road and the pavement
Equally as
bad
ARE YOU WEARING PINCE-NEZ?
Are you wearing pince-nez?
Don’t they
pinch a bit?
They look a
little uncomfortable
But with your
image they fit
That looks
an impressive book
A rather
weighty tome, isn’t it?
It will
make you look good
If you die halfway
through it
THE WATER FEATURE
Running Water is so therapeutic
It seems to
Wash away your cares
However, the
exception to the rule
LIDL
Lidl in Stevenage has closed its doors
And has
been raised to the floor
To build a
new Lidl superstore
Which won’t
be so Lidl anymore
CHINESE FAST FOOD
We went out to pick up
A Chinese
takeaway
But we were
skint, so we did
A Chinese
Runaway
ON THE QUESTION OF INDEPENDENCE
On the question of independence
This is
what I truly believe
The people
of England, really
Don’t care if Scotland leave
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