MY GIRLFRIEND WAS STRIKING IN APPEARANCE

 

My girlfriend was striking in appearance

With a face like a rare Chinese thing

Like a classic vase from a great dynasty

Was it Yuan, Liao, no it was Ming-ing

POPULAR CULTURE IS VERY INFLUENTIAL

 

Popular culture is very influential

And I think it’s brilliant, in my view

How the Chinese made a language

Entirely out of pretentious tattoos

THE CHINESE DON’T WANT VISITORS TO KNOW

 

The Chinese don’t want visitors to know

They are being spied on in Beijing

That why the Chinese government

Changed the city’s name from Peking

MY GIRLFRIEND WORKS IN A CHINESE KITCHEN

 

My girlfriend works in a Chinese kitchen

And the sauces she must skilfully render

Which is quite ironic really when you hear

The way the chef pronounces Brenda

I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO FIND PRAWN BREAD

I haven’t been able to find prawn bread

I have searched from coast to coast

So, what I really want to know now is

How on earth do they make prawn toast 

CHINESE FAST FOOD

 

We went out to pick up

A Chinese takeaway

But we were skint, so we did

A Chinese Runaway