I DIDN’T KNOW IT MEANT EXIT

 

I didn’t know it meant exit

When I voted for Brexit

To be honest I voted leave

Just because I like leaves

I HATE THE OVER USE OF BREXIT

 

I hate the over use of Brexit

The word really makes me see red

Why not call it something like

The Great British Break Off instead

BREXIT IS A TERRIBLE NAME

 

Brexit is a terrible name,

It really makes me see red

And sounds like a remedy

For when you are constipated

NIGEL FARAGE

 

Love him or loath him, Nigel Farage

Is strangely charismatic

In fact, he’s quite a colourful character

Which in truth is ironic

I HATE THE OVER USE OF BREXIT

 

I hate the over use of Brexit

The word really makes me see red

Why not call it something like

The Great British Break Off instead

BREXIT IS A TERRIBLE NAME

 

Brexit is a terrible name,

It really makes me see red

And sounds like a remedy

For when you are constipated