THE OFFER THAT SWUNG THE VOTE

 

The offer that swung the vote

On the recent referendum day

Was lowering healthy portions

From five, to three a day

ON THE QUESTION OF INDEPENDENCE

On the question of independence

This is what I truly believe

The people of England, really

Don’t care if Scotland leave 

ON THE QUESTION OF SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE

 

On the question of Scottish independence

They’ve worded it the wrong way

Don’t ask the Scots if they want to go

Ask the English if we want them to stay

GOOD BYE SCOTLAND GOODBYE

 

Goodbye Scotland goodbye

Good bye Scotland don't cry

That little Nationalist train

that makes me

Quite happy, no words can tell how glad it makes me

Go now Scotland and then,

We’ll wave goodbye once again.

Hear us all cheer

Without a tear

And if it all goes wrong don’t come back in a year

Goodbye Scotland goodbye.

Good bye Scotland don't cry.

Sung to the tune of Toot Toot Tootsie