THE WATER FEATURE

Running Water is so therapeutic

It seems to Wash away your cares

However, the exception to the rule

Is when it’s running down the stairs

WATER BOY

When my Granddad was a boy

Water came out of the tap

It was the wonder of the age

Fresh water from your tap

If a man had even suggested

They bottle it and sell it

For more than the price of beer

He’d have been repeatedly hit 

I CAN’T BELIEVE THE SIZE OF MY WATER BILL

I can’t believe the size of my water bill

It’s really getting me down

According to Oxfam for £3 a month

I can supply a whole town