Embracing is good, I like to hug, and I like to cuddle
But you should be very
careful I would say
As there’s a very fine
line between a cuddle
And holding them down
so they can't get away
Thursday, 24 March 2022
EMBRACE WITH CAUTION
ELEMENTARY TAXI
I jumped into the cab
'Conan Doyle’s Close
driver'
Don't worry; he said,
We’ll lose him at
the lights Guvna
PARTY GUEST
I went to a party
And I really dressed
to kill
The SAS combat
fatigues
Seemed to fit the bill
PODS
Everyone loves an iPod
A w x and y Pod
And an I say I say Pod
A meat and potato pie
Pod
The all at sea aye aye
Pod
The he made me cry Pod
And I’ve got to fly
Pod
And the bye bye Pod
The I’m going to die
Pod,
The, my mate Dai Pod
The must keep it dry
Pod
And the lady Di Pod,
The di diddly di Pod
The one in the eye Pod
The just for a guy Pod
And the Isle of Skye
Pod
The bridge over the
river Kwai Pod
The pig in his sty Pod
The vale of Wye Pod
And the Jamiroquai Pod
The Geordie why eye
Pod
The Scottish ocheye
Pod
The end is nigh Pod
And the x-ray eye Pod
The I can’t tell a lie
Pod
The New Zealanders kai
Pod
The I spy with my
little iPod
Everyone loves their iPod
A MELLOW FELLOW
A mellow fellow
A fellow in yellow
A fellow called
Morello
Morello played the
cello
Morello didn’t bellow
Morello was mellow
The fellow ate his
jello
His jello was yellow
Mellow yellow jello
For a mellow fellow
LOST PROPERTY INQUIRY
“Good morning,
Is that lost property?
I have misplaced some
articles
Could you possibly help
me?
The last time I had them?
Was on a train to Waterloo
Traveling from
Rowland’s Castle
I think it was the
9.22
The items are of
particular import,
The first item was my
heart,
Which has been
returned,
In a state of
disrepair, but it’s a start
Other articles include,
my dignity,
My self-respect, have
you seen them at all?
What about my backbone?
Or perhaps you have
found my balls”
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