MY IPHONE IS FROZEN

 

My iPhone is frozen

My Mac is deceased

My iPad misplaced

And my iPod is dead 

In fact all my Apple’s

Have gone pear shaped

APPLE FAUX PAS

Apple have cancelled the launch

Of a new iPod aimed at kids

But due to negative feedback

The project is on the skids

It’s believed the product

Was to be called the iTouch Kids

PODS

 

Everyone loves an iPod

A w x and y Pod

And an I say I say Pod

A meat and potato pie Pod

 

The all at sea aye aye Pod

The he made me cry Pod

And I’ve got to fly Pod

And the bye bye Pod

 

The I’m going to die Pod,

The, my mate Dai Pod

The must keep it dry Pod

And the lady Di Pod,

 

The di diddly di Pod

The one in the eye Pod

The just for a guy Pod

And the Isle of Skye Pod

 

The bridge over the river Kwai Pod

The pig in his sty Pod

The vale of Wye Pod

And the Jamiroquai Pod

 

The Geordie why eye Pod

The Scottish ocheye Pod

The end is nigh Pod

And the x-ray eye Pod

 

The I can’t tell a lie Pod

The New Zealanders kai Pod

The I spy with my little iPod

Everyone loves their iPod