“Good morning,
Is that lost property?
I have misplaced some
articles
Could you possibly help
me?
The last time I had them?
Was on a train to Waterloo
Traveling from
Rowland’s Castle
I think it was the
9.22
The items are of
particular import,
The first item was my
heart,
Which has been
returned,
In a state of
disrepair, but it’s a start
Other articles include,
my dignity,
My self-respect, have
you seen them at all?
What about my backbone?
Or perhaps you have
found my balls”
