LOST PROPERTY INQUIRY

 

“Good morning,

Is that lost property?

I have misplaced some articles

Could you possibly help me?

 

The last time I had them?

Was on a train to Waterloo

Traveling from Rowland’s Castle

I think it was the 9.22

 

The items are of particular import,

The first item was my heart,

Which has been returned,

In a state of disrepair, but it’s a start

 

Other articles include, my dignity,

My self-respect, have you seen them at all?

What about my backbone?

Or perhaps you have found my balls”

I AM THE WOMAN

When a door opens
And a siren enters the room
And every head turns
I am that woman

When the siren slinks
And you can here a pin drop
As the mouths fall open
I am that woman

When the wives tut
And girlfriends whisper
And men’s eyes undress
I am that woman

When a mouth is just another orifice
And conversing eye to eye
Is really eye to breast
I am that woman

I am the woman
Oozing sexual desire
I am the woman
Men and women picture naked
I am the woman
They all want to possess

When you are valued
For what’s between your legs
Than between your ears
I am that woman

When you are called a whore
And treated like a slut
Viewed like a piece of meat
I am that woman

They call me tart
They call me siren,
They call me temptress
They call me vamp

I want to be called sweetheart
I want to be called darling
I want to be called mum

I am the woman
Considered to be desirable
I am the woman
That oozes sexuality
I am the woman
Who can have any man she chooses
I am the woman
Who want to be chosen
By a man who can see me!