ARE YOU WEARING ERMINE?

 

Are you wearing Ermine?

Oh Charles put the robe down

Wearing it doesn’t mean a thing

You will never wear the crown

ARE YOU WEARING A CROWN?

 

Are you wearing a crown?

Oh Charles please put it down

Wearing it doesn’t mean a thing

You know you will never be King

HE IS OF VERY NOBLE LINEAGE

 

He is of very noble lineage

Dating from the 11th century

And is so posh he considers

The Royal’s to be new money

KING GEORGE VI

King George VI was not a George

That’s hardly playing the game

Imagine my complete surprise when

I found out that Albert was his name

A ROYAL WARRANT

 

In order for a Baker to get

A Royal warrant, it is said

They need to be like many

Royals and be inter-bred

IT RAINS IN ENGLAND

England has a reputation for being wet

And it’s a well-deserved one I fear

And the simple reason for that is that

The Queen has reigned so many years 

ROYAL ETIQUETTE

 

If you can’t turn your back

On her majesty

How can the royal chauffeur

Drive her safely

LADY MARY

 

Mary, lady with the malady

The marmaladie lady

M’lady marmalade

Mary the marmaladie lady

ROYAL NAMES

 

If the royal family

Want respect from society

And to keep their number

Free from notoriety

It might have helped

KING GEORGE VI

King George VI was not a George

That’s hardly playing the game

Imagine my complete surprise when

I found out that Albert was his name

POINT’S OF VIEW

 

I have found as I have travelled life’s highway that in the end everything comes down to perspective.

For example, if you are inside a car your perspective would be that the car was an efficient and economic means of getting from a to b.

However, if you were a pedestrian walking and urban pavement you would view them as dirty, noisy and smelly polluters of the planet.

That’s perspective.

I have found as I have travelled life’s highway that in the end everything comes down to perspective.

For example, if you are inside a car your perspective would be that the car was an efficient and economic means of getting from a to b.

However, if you were a pedestrian walking and urban pavement you would view them as dirty, noisy and smelly polluters of the planet.

That’s perspective.

Another fine example was Diana (Princess, lady etc) she was viewed in almost equal measure as one of three things.

Firstly, as a demure heroine of the people, secondly as a scheming, manipulative self-publicist or thirdly as a vacuous clotheshorse.

 

Note that this can be applied to every conceivable area of debate whether it is Homosexuality, Religion and politics or eating habits the list is endless.

 

If another case in point is necessary perspective is regularly demonstrated in any televised football match.

When a disputed incident occurs, a goal, a penalty, or a bad tackle, it is examined by the panel of experts and it is viewed from various angles.

Some show it is, some show it’s not and some are inconclusive, but you are able to make a balanced judgement because you have seen it from all the different angles or perspectives or to put it another way you have viewed it through other people’s eyes.

Unfortunately, in normal everyday events we are unable or more likely unwilling to see an issue through another’s eyes.

Is it any wonder that we are so good at war?

DI

 

Diana Princess of Wales

She’s dead now of course

Was known for many things

But mostly as a clothes horse

SELF SERVING

 

Royalty wasn’t enough

To secure their loyalties

Meghan and Harry were

Only interested in Royalties