STRIKE TWO

 

What would you say to someone?

With two shinning black eyes

Well, I wouldn’t say anything

They’ve clearly been told twice

PROFESSIONAL BLUNDERS

 

The medical profession can always

Bury their mistakes deeply

The legal profession can execute theirs

Finally, and completely

While journalism allow their errors

To be given centre stage

For all the world to see in black and white

Right on the front page

LIFE’S HIGHWAY # 1

 

No matter which road I decide to travel along

Road works have got there before me it seems

I think it’s part of a new government initiative

“The dig up the roads to cause congestion scheme”

WOW YOU SMELL GREAT!

 

“Wow you smell great! what do you have on”?

The young woman asked in her opening gambit

“Well honey” He replied “I actually have a hard on

But I had no idea at all that you could smell it”

PHYSICS QUESTIONS

 

Physicists pose important questions

Beneath the Swiss mountain slopes

With their large Hadron collider

And when for the answers they grope

Is the tool that measures their success

Going to be called a collider scope?

TODAY I SAW TWO BANKERS

 

Today I saw two bankers

Two pin stripe suited wankers

I watched from where I was sitting

As they walked into a building

However, what’s puzzling me a bit

Is why didn’t one of the see it

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 29

 

Little Boy Blue

Come blow your horn,

And I’ll make you a superstar

In the world of porn