IT IS PERFECTLY CLEAR TO MOST OF US

 

It is perfectly clear to most of us

That atoms are the most conniving

Deceitful and untrustworthy

Because they make up everything

DID YOU HEAR OXYGEN

 

Did you hear oxygen

Is going out with magnesium

The first atom asked

OMg said the second atom

MY FATHER IN LAW IS A PHYSICIST

My father-in-law is a Physicist

Who is oblivious to culinary tips

He is too focussed on his work

So, he lives on Fission chips 

PHYSICS QUESTIONS

 

Physicists pose important questions

Beneath the Swiss mountain slopes

With their large Hadron collider

And when for the answers they grope

Is the tool that measures their success

Going to be called a collider scope?

SCIENCE’S

If it is green or it squirms, it’s Biology 

If it smells or burns, then its Chemistry 

If it doesn't work, it’s a Physics theory