ARE YOU WEARING A SELF-SATISFIED EXPRESSION?

 

Are you wearing a self-satisfied expression?

It’s what I would expect from a banker

But in short what I’m actually saying

Is that I just think you’re a wanker

TODAY I SAW TWO BANKERS

 

Today I saw two bankers

Two pin stripe suited wankers

I watched from where I was sitting

As they walked into a building

However, what’s puzzling me a bit

Is why didn’t one of the see it

WHAT A LOAD OF BANKERS

 

Bonuses are a reward for a job well done

In short they have to be earned

But you gave yourselves bonuses

While you were fucking up the world

You even gave yourselves bonuses

When we all knew you’d fucked up the world

And you gave yourselves bonuses

While we bailed you out from your fuck ups

And now you are rewarding yourselves again

But not for a job well done

Now you’re giving yourselves bonuses

Simply for not fucking up