Last night I was sad
Last night I was mad
Last night I hated you
Last night I berated
you
Last night I was
crying
Last night I was dying
Last night I was
unforgiving
Last night I was tired
of living
This morning I’m glad
Glad for what we once
had
This morning I have
regret for you
This morning I want to
forget you
This morning the tears
I cried
Have long since dried
This morning I am
forgiving
This morning I am for
living
Sods law has been proven
Without any doubt
For as the law was
being written
The pen ran out
I want to inhabit forever
That special place
that dreams fill
That safe and cosy
place
Beneath the duvet in
Snooze Ville
Between wake and
slumber
A place that fulfils
wishes
Where lover’s hands
are held
And lips deliver
stolen kisses
A place where dreams
come true
Where loved ones live
forever
A place where all is
forgiven
And success comes with
any endeavour
Where you can embrace
forbidden lovers
Sweet moments of utter
bliss
Or be together again
with first loves
With kisses and
caresses to reminisce
I want to inhabit
forever
That special place
that Dreams fill
That safe and cosy
place
Beneath the duvet in
Snooze Ville
It’s an absolute calamity
I’ve never heard the
like of it
I just heard on the
news
Up north they are
running out of grit
What will become of
us?
When the north is
finally bereft
It was the northern
grit
That made this nation
the best
That medical catastrophe
The flu pandemic
Is not as bad as
expected
It’s not even an
epidemic
A large number of
reported cases
On closer examination
Were found to have been
Preceded by
infatuation
This is a totally
different strain
Of contagious flu
Which the W.H.O.
Has been renamed swain
flu
Ryanair have had to execute
Disembarkation via
escape chutes
There was no emergency
however
It’s just Mr O’Leary
being clever
Disembarking on the
runway
Is the latest “no
frills” way
In the future, maybe forty years or so
The nursing homes will
just overflow
With sweet little
silver haired old biddies
Doting on their
numerous little grand kiddies
As they sit peering
thru bifocal glasses
With faded tattoos on
their wrinkled arses
