That medical catastrophe
The flu pandemic
Is not as bad as
expected
It’s not even an
epidemic
A large number of
reported cases
On closer examination
Were found to have been
Preceded by
infatuation
This is a totally
different strain
Of contagious flu
Which the W.H.O.
Has been renamed swain
flu
Ryanair have had to execute
Disembarkation via
escape chutes
There was no emergency
however
It’s just Mr O’Leary
being clever
Disembarking on the
runway
Is the latest “no
frills” way
In the future, maybe forty years or so
The nursing homes will
just overflow
With sweet little
silver haired old biddies
Doting on their
numerous little grand kiddies
As they sit peering
thru bifocal glasses
With faded tattoos on
their wrinkled arses
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some snogging.
But on the way
They met Ray
And spent the
afternoon dogging
Congratulations and felicitations
But don’t drink too
much at the celebration
Too much may make you
think, like as not
Put downs work the best
For deflecting
unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the
tension
If he says to you
“I’ve been looking for
you all my life”
Just reply to him
“I hope you told your
wife”
Keithy’s guessing game
Is full of gems and
Questions on music
trivia
Set to expose the
fools
My only complaint, is
that he
Keeps changing the
bloody rules
Keith is a guy that I
work with and he entertains us with his amusing daily quiz, Keithy’s guessing
game
It’s predominantly a
music quiz but invariably branches off into other areas.
