Do you eat too much?
Is the answer, yes?
Are you an impulse
buyer?
Is that another, yes?
And are you a fast driver
too?
These are all signs of
stress
Now if you’re not
worried
Then you’re not
suffering from stress
Eating, shopping and
fast driving
Make a perfect day for
you I guess
Rambha, Apsara
Of the clouds and
waters
In Hindu and Buddhist
mythology
A celestial nymph
And celestial maiden
A beautiful
supernatural being
Youthful and elegant,
Who dances to the
music
Of the Gandharvas,
In the palaces of the
Gods,
Entertainer and
seducer
Of Gods and men
An ethereal being
Inhabiting the skies
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me titter
For example
Mother-in-law = woman
Hitler
You were once a good boy
Mummy’s pride and joy
Then you grew into a
nice kid
Because of the things
you did
Then you progressed to
be a great guy
It just happened you
don’t know why
Then you arrived and
were a fine man
Just in time for your
retirement plan
And if only that was
the end of it
But no, you grew into
an old git
One night
Bimbette asked her
friend
"Which do you
think is farther
Florida or the
moon?"
Peaches replied
"Helloooooooooo,
can you see Florida?"
The great thing about being a man
Is you can have the same hairstyle for years
And waking in the morning with a moustache
Doesn’t make you burst into tears
But perhaps the best
thing of all
Before computers took over the world
A virus was the flu,
and a keyboard was a piano
A mouse pad was where
a single mouse lived
And a CD was a bank account,
and a program was a TV show
The net was something
you fished with
A monitor would report
you to the teacher
An application was a
form to be filled out
And Windows were
opened to get fresh air
A hard drive was a
long trip in the car
A web was a spider’s
home, a cursor used profanity
Memory was something
you lost with age
And if you had a 3 ½
inch floppy you’d tell nobody
