I lost my thesaurus today
It was after the exam
I can’t find the words to describe
How upset I am
Sunday, 23 May 2021
THIS MORNING’S BREAKFAST NEWS
This morning’s Breakfast News
Live from Downing Street
On the rolling news that never stops
I have learned in the last few minutes
That the Prime Minister had toast
While Nick Clegg had coca pops
MY DAD HAD TO HAVE HIS CAT PUT DOWN
My Dad had to have his cat put down
It was all terribly sad
He didn’t find that the lethal injection
Was all that bad
But what the vet said afterwards
Really upset my Dad
“That’s the first of the injections
Out of the way Mr Plaid
Only another eight to go”
Which was when Pop went mad
I WAS ALWAYS TOLD THAT FARMING
I was always told that Farming
Was a terribly tough way of life
Well, I haven’t found that to be the case
And nor has Audrey my wife
We were told by almost everyone
We were making a big mistake
But we chose to be Wind Farmers
And honestly, it’s a piece of cake
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – CAREFREE (1938)
“Carefree” is a Musical Romantic Comedy, Written by Allan Scott, Ernest Pagano. Dudley Nichols, Hagar Wilde, Marian Ainslee, and Guy Endore and Directed by Mark Sandrich.
Stephen Arden (Ralph Bellamy) has a problem in the relationship with his
fiancée, Amanda (Ginger Rogers), so he turns to his friend Dr. Tony Flagg (Fred Astaire), a
psychiatrist, for help to understand why she keeps breaking off the engagement.
After some minor misunderstandings, she falls in love with Tony, so he
tries to use hypnosis to strengthen her feelings for Steven, however things get
complicated when he realises that he’s in love with her.
It’s an interesting and amusing vehicle in
which Ginger and Fred acquit themselves ably but are supported by a first-rate
group of players headed by old friends like eager Jack Carson and irascible
Clarence Kolb plus charming comedian Luella Gear.
I WANTED TO DONATE SPERM
I wanted to donate sperm
But there was a difficulty
I couldn’t perform
As the surroundings were iffy
Then I found you could do it by post
And I came in a jiffy
RACING THROUGH ON THE GREEN
Racing through on the green
Breaking hard on the red
Foot dallying on the amber
Before belting across instead
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