DONATIONS TO SPERM BANKS

 

Donations to Sperm Banks

In the UK are in decline 

Because most people today

Do their banking online

I WAS TOLD ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION WAS

 

I was told artificial insemination was

When the farmer gave Toro a bit of a pull

Before he does it to the cow instead

But I’m sure that that has to be bull

I WANTED TO DONATE SPERM

 

I wanted to donate sperm

But there was a difficulty

I couldn’t perform

As the surroundings were iffy

Then I found you could do it by post

And I came in a jiffy