LONGSTREET MAYBE

 

Returning home, Bimbette was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized

She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime and then sat down and cried

The closest police officer to the burgled house was a dog handler and his canine friend

So officer Katarski and a German shepherd called Monty were the first ones to attend

As the officer approached the house with his dog on a lead Bimbette ran out at the sound

She shuddered at the sight of the policeman and his dog, then sat down on the ground

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen”

I call the police for help, and what do they do? They actually send me a blind policeman!"

OH YES CHURCHILL

 

Have you ever held your dog’s face

And made him mad when you blow

But then when you take him out in the car

He sticks his head out of the window

EYE CANDY

 

If you are the type of woman

Who abhors being ogled by men

Then just remember this adage

When your next ogled by men

It’s far better to be looked over

Than overlooked - so think again

WELL OIL BE

 

It says on the label corn oil is made from corn

And vegetable oil is made out of vegetable

But to find the contents of baby oil I am unable

MASCARA

Why can't women

Has anyone ever supposed?

Put on mascara

With their mouth closed?

SACHNUSSEN’S LAW

 

If someone owns some land

Is there some rule or law?

To determine if they own it

All the to the earth’s core

IN THE MOOD

Not wishing to be rude

But men only have one mood

One mood how sublime

One mood all the bloody time