Showing posts with label Celebrity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrity. Show all posts

Monday 4 January 2021

SHE’S KEEN BUT WHERE’S HE BEEN

 

Did anyone else see David Pegg?

You should have heard Alexander Begg?

Was anyone else watching Emma Peel?

I didn’t think I’d ever see Andrew Neal?

Does anyone know is George Nigh?

You should have seen Kevin Tighe?

Does anyone know does James Bridle?

I have often wondered was Eric Idle?

 

Would anyone know did Michael Ley?

I guess you’ll never know Brian May?

What do you think was Henry Cruel?

You should have seen Pete Duel?

Does anyone recall did Jason Fear?

Did anyone notice that Edward Leer?

Can anyone remember was Diane Keen?

I’m curious to know where has Sean Bean?

 

You should have watched John Thaw?

I have often wondered is Sandie Shaw?

I’m curious to know was Jonathon Swift?

Does anyone know can Oliver Twist?

I didn’t think I’d ever hear James Whale?

I would have liked to see Alexi Sayle?

You should have heard Willy Russell?

I can hardly wait to see Darcy Bussle?

 

What do you think was Damian Duff?

Did anyone notice was Alan Rough?

I’m interested to know can Ben Gunn?

Does anyone recall was David Dunn?

Did anyone notice was Sean Kerley?

I’ve always wondered was George Burley?

You should have watched Robin Cook?

Did anyone see what Barry Took?

Saturday 2 January 2021

A WANDER DOWN LUPINO LANE

You should have watched Steve Punt?

Does anyone know does James Hunt?

Few people stopped to see Steve Race?

I can hardly wait to see Lorraine Chase?

I’ve always wondered was Oliver Hardy?

What I want to know is Richard Tardy?

Did anyone else watch Todd Slaughter?

I’d have liked to watch Carol Drinkwater?

 

Does anyone know is Phil Cool?

Am I the only one to see Gordon Rule?

Can anyone remember is Barry White?

Did anyone think was Steve Wright?

Will anyone watch as Sid Dithers?

Do you want to watch as Bill Withers?

What do you think will John Wayne?

Have you ever walked Lupino Lane?

 

Does anyone know was Lionel Blue?

Is it possible to know if Nancy Drew?

What do you think is Ian Pacey?

Does anyone know is Rebecca Lacey?

Let’s take a gamble will Ivan Sag?

You should have heard Melvyn Bragg?

I really want to know is Tom Good?

Did anyone else think Natalie Wood?

 

Does anyone think will Tessa Peake?

I have often wondered is Michelle Meek?

Does anyone know was Joseph Rashe?

Would you like to witness Stacey Dash?

I would have liked to see Peter Boyle?

I’m interested to know is Joe Royal?

Was I the only one watching Peggy Mount?

I didn’t think I’d hear Dracula Count?

Friday 23 May 2014

A Mixed Bag of Poems

AT THE ELEVENTH HOUR

At the eleventh hour
On the eleventh day
Of the eleventh month
We heard the generals say
You can go home now lads
To the land you’ve defended
Thank God one and all
That the madness has ended

MICHAELMAS DAISY

Lovely Miss Aster,
My flower girl Maisie
My natural beauty
I love her like crazy
My own precious
Michaelmas Daisy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD

Happy birthday dad
See, we did remember
Because you are so dear
Just like every year

We will never forget
We just wish and wish
You were still here
Just like every year

So we wish you
A happy birthday
And wipe away a tear
Just like every year

Harold Curtis 19/6/1922 – 8/5/1978

DANCING PIXIES IN THE GREEN

Dancing pixies in the green
And sparkling water sprites
Oft heard but never seen
Bathing in the morning light

DEATH IN THE SHADOWS

Death in the shadows
Grim reaper take flight
Don’t let me be the one
You’re coming for tonight

PEBBLES SMOOTH

Pebbles smooth,
Like crude glass
Smoothed by nature
Time and tide
Its patterned form
Marbled in style
Sits comfortably
In the fingers
To be skimmed
Back to the ocean

I HEAR A SINGING CHILD

I hear a singing child
Innocently engrossed
In childish play
Singing sweetly
To her audience of dolls
Safely oblivious
In her enchanted world
Would that it could
Always be that way

DEAR OSCAR

He was witty
Blessed with a fine mind
A bel esprit
And was the clever kind

MICHAELMAS DAY

Feast of the Archangels
As the autumn equinox nears
Michaelmas marks the turning
Of the husbandman's year

29th September

THE SCULPTOR CREATES

The sculptor creates
With skilful hands
The beauteous article
An artistic gift
Its concept borrowed
From his dreams
And his subconscious mind
To infuse in his design
And create a work of art

DREDGING IS NO SILVER BULLET

Dredging is no silver bullet
Is the word coming from their ranks
But at least it would be something
To prevent rivers bursting their banks
While the environment agency
Just blindly keep on firing blanks

SLAVERY WAS BORN OF EMPIRE

Slavery was born of Empire
But not a European one
Slavery existed for centuries
In fact thousands of years
Way before Europe rose to the fore
Even the Romans came late to the party
Following in Greece’s footsteps
Peoples were enslaved
From around the globe
Where there were trade routes
There was slaving
Arabs traded slaves bought
From African tribesmen
Muslims enslaved slavs
Turks enslaved Ukrainians
Mongols reached into the heart of Europe
And took slaves by the thousand
White Europeans became involved
Black enslaved black
White has enslaved white
I don’t know if it will ever end
I certainly hope so
But what I do know is
That the British didn’t invent it

ORIGINAL FAIRY TALES

Original Fairy Tales
Were not devised
To scare children
And inform them
That monsters existed
Children already knew
There were monsters
What Fairy Tales did
Was to teach children
That monsters
Could be beaten

NAZISM WAS LIKE A CANCER

Nazism was like a cancer
Spread across the continent
And when Hitler was defeated
It was not a cure, for the cancer
Was merely in remission



Thursday 17 December 2009

TIGER, TIGER – CHOICES

Tiger Woods was undecided,
Iron or wood that was the quandary
Eventually he settled on
A Fire hydrant followed by a tree

TIGER, TIGER - OUT AND ABOUT

Elin was asked what she and Tiger were doing
Out and about in the early hours of the morning
She said she couldn’t answer for Tiger
But for herself she was out clubbing

TIGER, TIGER - SHORT YARDAGE

Tiger can drive a golf ball
400 yards, effortlessly
But can only drive a car
Little more than three

TIGER, TIGER – TRAPPINGS

Being on the top of his sport
Tiger Woods is wealthy,
And he enjoys the trappings
Of being financially healthy
He has bought luxury cars
With what he has won
Once all in pristine condition
But now has a hole-in-one.

TIGER, TIGER – STROKE PLAY

Elin Woods admitted
Assaulting Tiger
“How many times”?
The police asked her
She thought for a moment
"I’m not sure exactly”
Then with a nod she said
“Mark me down for a three”

TIGER, TIGER – TIPS AND POINTERS

Elin’s phone hasn’t stopped
Since the tale hit the papers
Every golfer in the world
Wants to speak to her
To get some pointersOn how to beat Tiger

TIGER, TIGER – MUTUAL APPRECIATION CLUB

Tiger should now have
Sympathy for baby seals
With first hand knowledge
Of how they feel
As Tiger and the baby seal
Have in common
That they’ve both been clubbed
By a Scandinavian

TIGER, TIGER – THE TIGER

Tiger, Tiger, what a plight
Laying prone out like a light
What mortal hand blacked your eye?
And left you staring at the sky

What greater wounds would be
On your bruised and battered body
If your wife had on reflection
Thought carefully about her club selection

Friday 17 July 2009

A GRAVY TRAIN PRODUCTION

In order to keep supping
From the gravy train
The hangers on have boarded
The chav express again

Moving the Goody show
To the stage from satellite
So they can still cash in
And keep her in the spotlight

As if this crazy world
Wasn’t already farcical
Now we have to suffer
Jade the fucking musical