Tuesday, 8 March 2022

THE ABSENT MINDED OCTOGENARIAN

 

An octogenarian visited his doctor

I think I'm getting senile” he said

The doctor replied “I don’t think you are senile

Let’s look for a different diagnosis instead”

“But I keep forgetting to do up my fly”

The old man said “After I’ve been for a pee”

The doctor smiled and then replied

“Not opening your fly before you start, that’s senility”

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