YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

 

You can wear an ankle bracelet

And have piercings through your bits

You can even have a tramp stamp

But don’t go messing with your tits

 

You can wear a thong up your bum

You can remove every hair you’ve grown

You can show everyone your belly

But please leave your tits alone

 

I’ll admit they’re not the biggest

But you have the perfect little pair

I don’t want you to look like Jordan

With two footballs hanging there

 

Your breasts were made by nature

And by definition they are perfection

I don’t want a surgeon Frankenstein

Messing with your lovely confections