My wife was tragically overcome
By a very unsavoury
hum
To which she did
succumb
As a result of the
deadly aroma
My wife of ten years,
Oma
Now lies prone in a
coma
But the main reason
I’m so glum
Is that the offending
noxious hum
Actually emanated from
my bum
So, my dear wife alas
and alack
Now lays motionless on
her back
Because of her husband’s
gas attack
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