Monday, 21 March 2022

WALKERS BAGS OF TASTE # 2

 

Walkers’ crisps should be forced to comply

With trade description legislation

And stop disappointing their customers

With their artificial flavourization

 

When purchasing a bag of Walkers crisps

The connoisseur would think it a mistake

If he was unable to detect the distinct flavour

Of sweaty cagoule and Kendal mint cake

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