Tuesday, 22 March 2022

AWKWARD TEENAGE MOMENTS

 

The stress of being a teenager

Do you remember?

Especially the instant arousals

Of the little member

The slightest thought

Of a sexual nature

Instantly breathed life

Into your little creature

Your heart starts pumping

And the blood surges

To feed the beast

On sexual urges

All of which

Was fine and dandy

Providing of course you had

Your girlfriend handy

Or some privacy

Then there was no issue

Providing of course you had

A supply of tissue

Not so helpful

If you’re out walking

Or with your granny

Sat small talking

In any place

That you couldn’t touch

That I’m afraid

I didn’t like much

Like on the bus

Or on the train

When a girl gets on

And oh no not again

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