Being a Christian man,
Of high moral standing
I was not prepared
For the resulting
misunderstanding
It was on my arrival
At the hotel reception
After the pleasantries
And before completing
registration
I merely asked the
receptionist
If she was at all able
To make sure the porn
channel
In my room was
disabled
To which she replied
With the tone of utter scorn
“No, you sick bastard.
It’s just regular porn”
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