A senior couple were lying in bed one morning.
Just as a new day was dawning
Having had the most
perfect nights sleep
Long, restful,
undisturbed and deep
The old gentleman
turned to his wife and asked
“Would you like a cup
of tea?”
She lay perfectly still
in the same position
“NO! Of course I don’t
want a cup of tea”
Surprised by her vehemence he asked “Why not?”
She answered, “Because I'm dead”
“What are you talking about? Of course you’re not
What put such a
thought in your head?”
“It’s no good you
arguing with me about it
I have no doubt at
all. I am definitely dead,
And that’s it and all
about it, because
I woke up this morning
and nothing hurts” she said
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