Wednesday, 2 March 2022

DEAD CERTAIN

 

A senior couple were lying in bed one morning.

Just as a new day was dawning

Having had the most perfect nights sleep

Long, restful, undisturbed and deep

 

The old gentleman turned to his wife and asked

“Would you like a cup of tea?”

She lay perfectly still in the same position

“NO! Of course I don’t want a cup of tea”

 

Surprised by her vehemence he asked “Why not?”

She answered, “Because I'm dead”

“What are you talking about? Of course you’re not

What put such a thought in your head?”

 

“It’s no good you arguing with me about it

I have no doubt at all. I am definitely dead,

And that’s it and all about it, because

I woke up this morning and nothing hurts” she said

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