Having one wife too many
Accurately defines
bigamy
But having said that,
in my case
So does monogamy
Having one wife too many
Accurately defines
bigamy
But having said that,
in my case
So does monogamy
My wife bought me a quilted coat
Which I avoid wearing
whenever I can
And that’s simply
because it makes me
Look like a deflated Michelin
man
I discovered my favourite duck was sick
So I called for the
local vet to attend
On arrival the Vet
soon reassured me
And it was a simple
Mallardy in the end
Julius Caesar embarrassed his friend
Into sharing his
sweets at the Senate
Then Brutus stood and
watched as Caesar
And the Senators
devoured every bit
So on the Ides of
March, Brutus struck
With venom behind
every blow and hit
And as he lay dying of
his wounds
Caesar recognised the
men who did it
“Et tu Brutei” he said
but Brutus replied
“No you ate three you
greedy git”
James Dean lived life to the full
Seldom taking the time
to pause
But he didn’t believe
in Santa
So he was a rebel
without a Claus
It came completely out of the blue
When my girlfriend
broke up with me
Because I was addicted
to pasta, she said
So at the moment I'm
feeling cannelloni
You can always spot when a risky joke is coming
Homophobic, Sexist,
Racist or something bolder
And that’s because it
begins, everytime without fail
With one or more
glances over the tellers shoulder