MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN IS A DUCK

 

My favourite comedian is a duck

I like to see him do stand up

Though he’s not to everyone’s taste

The guy really quacks me up

DAPHNE DUCK WENT TO THE MALL

 

Daphne Duck went to the Mall

With a long gift list to fulfil

And when she finished shopping

She put everything on her Bill

I DISCOVERED MY FAVOURITE DUCK WAS SICK # 3

 

I discovered my favourite duck was sick

Unfortunately, he had a monkey on his back

It turned out he used a multitude of drugs

But his favourite drug of choice was Quack

I DISCOVERED MY FAVOURITE DUCK WAS SICK # 4

 

I discovered my favourite duck was sick

Unfortunately, his behaviour needs to be adjusted

All though in truth he just doesn't fit in

The medical definition is that he’s Mallardjusted.

I DISCOVERED MY FAVOURITE DUCK WAS SICK # 2

 

I discovered my favourite duck was sick

So to provide the knowledge I lack

I called for the local vet to attend

But when he turned up he was a quack

I DISCOVERED MY FAVOURITE DUCK WAS SICK # 1

 

I discovered my favourite duck was sick

So I called for the local vet to attend

On arrival the Vet soon reassured me

And it was a simple Mallardy in the end

A REAL HUMDINGER

 

A man made a boast

It was a real humdinger

“I can turn this duck

Into a soul singer”

 

He repeated his boast

Despite being mocked

And made a wager

That left them shocked

 

They took the bet

That was a real humdinger

To see him turn a duck

Into a soul singer

 

He said as he took the duck

That he called Mr Smithers

“Now I’ll put it in the microwave

Until its bill withers”

I DISCOVERED MY FAVOURITE DUCK WAS SICK # 3

 

I discovered my favourite duck was sick

Unfortunately, he had a monkey on his back

It turned out he used a multitude of drugs

But his favourite drug of choice was Quack

I DISCOVERED MY FAVOURITE DUCK WAS SICK # 4

 

I discovered my favourite duck was sick

Unfortunately, his behaviour needs to be adjusted

All though in truth he just doesn't fit in

The medical definition is that he’s Mallardjusted.

I DISCOVERED MY FAVOURITE DUCK WAS SICK # 4

I discovered my favourite duck was sick

Unfortunately, his behaviour needs to be adjusted

All though in truth he just doesn't fit in

The medical definition is that he’s Mallardjusted.