A MAN ENTERED A BEST PUN CONTEST

 A man entered a best pun contest

And he chose ten puns to submit,

Hoping at least one pun would win

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

I KNOW A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT THE UNEMPLOYED

 

I know a lot of jokes about the unemployed

The unfortunates and the ones who shirk

But no matter how many jokes I make

The simple truth is that none of them work

INPROPPER JOKES

 

You can always spot when a risky joke is coming

Homophobic, Sexist, Racist or something bolder

And that’s because it begins, everytime without fail

With one or more glances over the tellers shoulder

I WOKE UP THE DAY AFTER THE PARTY

 

I woke up the day after the party

With a penis drawn on my face

But that wasn’t the worst of it

The perpetrator had had to trace

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 15

 

The old ones are best:

What's orange and sounds like a

Parrot? A carrot