JULIUS CAESAR

 

Julius Caesar

Julius deflowers her

Julius dumps her

JULIUS CAESAR EMBARRASSED HIS FRIEND

 

Julius Caesar embarrassed his friend

Into sharing his sweets at the Senate

Then Brutus stood and watched as Caesar

And the Senators devoured every bit

So on the Ides of March, Brutus struck

With venom behind every blow and hit

And as he lay dying of his wounds

Caesar recognised the men who did it

“Et tu Brutei” he said but Brutus replied

“No you ate three you greedy git”

JULIUS CAESAR’S APPROACH

 

Julius Caesar’s approach

May have been absurd

But a different approach

Was what he preferred

Which is why he came,

He saw, he concurred

JULIUS CAESAR’S APPROACH

 

Julius Caesar’s approach

May have been absurd

But a different approach

Was what he preferred

Which is why he came,

He saw, he concurred

GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR

 

Roman Politian Gaius Julius Caesar

The notorious Roman Geezer

Who was full of vinegar and starch

Met his end on the Ides of March