Do as Phyllis said
And don’t take flight
When you have a row
Last thing at night.
Don't go to bed mad,
Stay up and fight
In Memory of The Late
Great Phyllis Diller (1917-2012)
Saturday 1 April 2023
DO AS PHYLLIS SAID
THE ROWDY CROWD AT THE RODEO
Undermined the
mediocre choirs morale
Until the point that
shots were fired
In the gunfight at the
okay Chorale
MY WIFE WANTED BREAST AUGMENTATION
My wife wanted breast augmentation
Because she was
completely flat
And I wanted to get an
Eagle Tattoo
So, we negotiated,
kind of, Tit for Tat
WHAT DOES A TIME TRAVELLER DO
When hunger beckons
It’s a simple enough
solution
He goes back four seconds
MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 2
My brother is a pessimist
With all his
nay-saying
And a glass half full
guy
With his
catastrophising
I WAS IN A FASHIONABLE COCKTAIL BAR
I was in a fashionable cocktail bar
And my mind began to
wander
To of all things,
strippers' names
So, I ordered a Brandy
Alexander
MY GRANDCHILDREN LIVE IN THE CITY
My grandchildren live in the city
And they seem to be
happy there
The youngest just
started at cursery
That’s where small
kids learn to swear
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