GLASS NOT HALF FULL

 

I have to say I’m not

A “glass half full”

Type of person

I’m more of a

“Where did I put my glass”

Kind of person

HE WAS A PESSIMIST AND NO MISTAKE

 

He was a pessimist and no mistake

But he wasn’t a cup half empty kind of guy

He was very much worse than that

He didn’t even have a cup, that’s why

MY BROTHER IS SO PESSIMISTIC

 

My brother is so pessimistic,

No matter what his circumstances

If there was a pessimism Olympics

He wouldn't fancy his chances

MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 2

 

My brother is a pessimist

With all his nay-saying

And a glass half full guy

With his catastrophising

MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 1

 

My brother is a pessimist

With all his nay-saying,

And a glass half full guy

With his speclionegging

SOME PEOPLE ARE UP BEAT

 

Some people are up beat

And see life as a positive

But I was born to be a pessimist

Even my blood type is B Negative

MY BROTHER IS SUCH A PESSIMIST

 

My brother is such a pessimist

It has been his great tormentor

He’s so pessimistic that if there

Was a contest he wouldn’t enter

HE WAS A PESSIMIST AND NO MISTAKE

 

He was a pessimist and no mistake

But he wasn’t a cup half empty kind of guy

He was very much worse than that

He didn’t even have a cup, that’s why

MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 1

 

My brother is a pessimist

With all his nay-saying,

And a glass half full guy

With his speclionegging