POPULAR CULTURE IS VERY INFLUENTIAL

 

Popular culture is very influential

And I think it’s brilliant, in my view

How the Chinese made a language

Entirely out of pretentious tattoos

MY WIFE WANTED BREAST AUGMENTATION

 

My wife wanted breast augmentation

Because she was completely flat

And I wanted to get an Eagle Tattoo

So, we negotiated, kind of, Tit for Tat

ARE YOU WEARING A STICK ON TATTOO?

 

Are you wearing a stick-on tattoo?

Is that really the best you could do?

What? You were too scared to get proper ink?

What will the rest of the chapter think?

ROSES ARE RED

Roses are red

Apples are fruity

Show us your tatt

I bet it’s a beauty.

IF YOU’RE CONSIDERING A TATT

 

If you’re considering a Tatt

I suggest you think about that

Realise what it is you’re looking at

And let me tip you the wink

Just pause if you’re on the brink

And think before you ink

ARE YOU WEARING A TATTOO?

 

Are you wearing a tattoo?

It’s very appropriate for you

But the meaning might not please

As it says, “fat bloke” in Chinese

IT’S NOT HIP

 

Don’t get your hip tattooed

Because at the risk of being rude

It doesn’t look cool or chic

And it’ll make you look cheap

 

Don’t get your hip tattooed

Because at the risk of being rude

It doesn’t look cool or chic

And it’ll make you look cheap

MY WIFE WANTED BREAST AUGMENTATION

 

My wife wanted breast augmentation

Because she was completely flat

And I wanted to get an Eagle Tattoo

So we negotiated, kind of, Tit for Tat

POPULAR CULTURE IS VERY INFLUENTIAL

 

Popular culture is very influential

And I think it’s brilliant, in my view

How the Chinese made a language

Entirely out of pretentious tattoos

STATUS SYMBOL

 

Celebs with ideograms

Tattooed into flesh

When quizzed

About their meanings

“It’s the symbol for”

They claim

“Serenity”, “Harmony”

Or “Tranquillity”

The true meanings are much clearer

And not wise or sagely

The symbols really mean

“Gullible foreigner”

They should be called idiot grams