72 Miles From The Sea

Sunday 12 February 2023

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a lama

The former was a grump

But the latter was a charmer

Are you wearing a diadem?

Why are you some kind of princess?

No, you actually have to be royalty

Not just daddy’s little princess

My son jokes about my age

His humour is very severe

He says that when I was at school

I sat next to Shakespeare

Babes in the wood

And their escapades

Is now a porn film,

Wood in the Babes

Disney have got into porn

It became a financial reality

And of the films to be made

Is Beauty and the Bestiality

When my girlfriend dumped me

I engaged in the revenge porn fad

I posted naked pictures of myself

To show what low standards she had

There was supposed to be

A documentary last night on Cable

It was all about the g-spot

I did try to find it, but I wasn’t able