PORN STAR TIPPLE

 

I worked in a cocktail bar where

A porn star was a regular imbiber

And erotic film star Bambi’s favourite

Drink Was 7 Up in cider

DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 4

 

Disney have got into porn

It had to happen of course

Beauty and the Beast is the movie

And the beast is hung like a horse

SEX TOY STORY

 

Her husband had a Woody

But that didn’t impress her

So, she went and got Buzz

Out of the drawer in her dresser

DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 3

 

Disney have got into porn

It became a financial reality

And of the films to be made

Is Beauty and the Bestiality

DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 2

 

Disney have got into porn

Namely with the Brothers Grimm

It’s to be an ensemble piece

Entitled The Brother's Quim

DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 1

Disney have got into porn

And the first film to be made

Is a remake of a classic

Renamed “The Little Sperm Maid”

MICKEY ME OLD CHINA

 

The reason there is no Disneyland

In China

No one's tall enough

To go on the rollercoaster