Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a geezer,
Who propositioned her
And horny Miss Muffet said ok
Monday 28 February 2022
PUT DOWN # 31
Put downs work the best
For deflecting
unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the
tension
Before he has chance
to deliver
His pickup line to
you
Just say to him
“And which dwarf are
you?”
ARE YOU WEARING A LEEK?
Are you wearing a leek?
The Welsh national
emblem
An aromatic little
symbol
Displayed out of
patriotism
ARE YOU WEARING A DAFF?
Are you wearing a daff?
The Welsh floral
emblem
A pretty yellow symbol
Displayed out of patriotism
ARE YOU WEARING A DAFFODIL?
Are you wearing a daffodil?
The Welsh floral
emblem
A pretty yellow symbol
Displayed out of
patriotism
THE NINE MUSES OF THE ARTS – THALIA (MUSE OF COMEDY)
The nine muses
Daughters of Zeus
Inspiring of mortals
And nurturers of the
arts
The eighth was,
The divine Thalia,
Flourishing, in bloom,
Was the muse of comedy
and idyllic poetry
A comic mask in her
hand
The praises of Thalia,
rustic goddess
And in her songs
flourish through time
PUT DOWN # 32
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
Before he has chance to deliver
His pickup line, get
in quick
And say “I see you've
chosen today
To humiliate yourself
in public”
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