I’VE BEEN FEELING A LITTLE BIT MOODY

 

I’ve been feeling a little bit moody and

Run down lately, so I thought I should

Look up my symtoms and find the reason

It turns out I’m suffering from adulthood

WHILE SITTING AT HER HUSBAND’S FUNERAL

 

While sitting at her husband’s funeral

The widow was approached by a man

Asking, “Do you mind if I say a word?”

“No not at all” she replied “Go ahead”

So he walked briskly to the lectern

Cleared he throat and said “Plethora”

Then he walked back to the widow

“Thank you” she said “it means a lot”

AN ISLAMIC CLERIC BOLDLY CLAIMED

 

An Islamic Cleric boldly claimed

That the universe was undoubtedly

Created in the beginning by Allah

And said he had irrefutable proof

Because it began with an explosion

I HAD A VASECTOMY BECAUSE

 

I had a vasectomy because

I didn’t want kids to be fair

But when I got back home

All the kids were still there

HOT OR COLD?

 

I’ve always wondered,

Which is faster, Hot or cold?

In the end, I chose hot,

Because you can catch cold

 

IT WAS TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY

 

I took my eight-year-old to the office

On “take your kid to work day”

But when we walked into the office,

They started to cry straightaway

“You said you worked with clowns”

She said, “So where are they?”

THE DRUMMER HAD TWIN DAUGHTERS

 

The drummer had twin daughters

And they were identical too

So being a rock musician

He named them Anna 1, Anna 2