Showing posts with label Clowns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clowns. Show all posts

Wednesday, 5 July 2023

I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 6

 

I’m something of a joker

In fact I’m a comedy clown

I have a primatology joke

As I like to monkey around

Sunday, 11 June 2023

TWO CLOWNS DIVORCED

 

Two Clowns divorced

And it was a very messy to do

As they all stood and watched

The Custardy battle ensue

Tuesday, 9 May 2023

THE FLATULENT CLOWN

 

At my son’s birthday party we had

A flatulent Clown, called Bunny,

Who lacked control, and every time

The Clown farted, it smelt funny

Tuesday, 28 September 2021

TWO CLOWNS DIVORCED

 

Two Clowns divorced

And it was a very messy to do

As they all stood and watched

The Custardy battle ensue

Sunday, 29 August 2021

TWO CLOWNS DIVORCED

 

Two Clowns divorced

And it was a very messy to do

As they all stood and watched

The Custardy battle ensue

Tuesday, 12 January 2021

A CLOWN AT DINNER

 

To entertain the natives sent

A clown once to a jungle went

Natives entertained were not

And put him in the cooking pot

 

The clown is now well cooked

And very appetizing looked

Chief cannibal now took a bite

To satisfy his appetite

 

He could not place the flavour

As the meal he tried to savour

It’s not like antelope or bunny

Or does this clown taste funny?