I took my eight-year-old to the office
On “take your kid
to work day”
But when we walked
into the office,
They started to
cry straightaway
“You said you
worked with clowns”
She said, “So
where are they?”
Showing posts with label Clowns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clowns. Show all posts
Sunday, 16 February 2025
IT WAS TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY
Wednesday, 5 July 2023
I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 6
I’m something of a joker
In fact I’m a comedy
clown
I have a primatology joke
As I like to monkey
around
Sunday, 11 June 2023
TWO CLOWNS DIVORCED
Two Clowns divorced
And it was a very messy to do
As they all stood and watched
The Custardy battle ensue
Tuesday, 9 May 2023
THE FLATULENT CLOWN
At my son’s birthday party we had
A flatulent Clown, called Bunny,
Who lacked control, and every time
The Clown farted, it smelt funny
Tuesday, 28 September 2021
TWO CLOWNS DIVORCED
Two Clowns divorced
And it was a very messy to do
As they all stood and watched
The Custardy battle ensue
Sunday, 29 August 2021
TWO CLOWNS DIVORCED
Two Clowns divorced
And
it was a very messy to do
As
they all stood and watched
The
Custardy battle ensue
Tuesday, 12 January 2021
A CLOWN AT DINNER
To entertain the natives sent
A clown once to a jungle went
Natives entertained were not
And put him in the cooking pot
The clown is now well cooked
And very appetizing looked
Chief cannibal now took a bite
To satisfy his appetite
He could not place the flavour
As the meal he tried to savour
It’s not like antelope or bunny
Or does this clown taste funny?
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