ARE YOU WEARING BREEKS?

 

Are you wearing breeks?

And very fetching they are Hen

And now if you wouldn’t mind

Can you take them off again?

CELEBRITY CHEESE

 

Jay Z has a favourite cheese

I fancy

And if I’m not mistaken

It’s Brieoncé

MY BROTHER DOES NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH

 

My older brother does neighbourhood watch

In his street and adjoining roads around there

But he’s not keeping the neighbourhood safe

He’s just by nature something of a voyeur

I WENT TO THE LOCAL APIARY

 

I went to the local apiary

To buy a dozen bees

But they gave me thirteen

The extra one was a freebee

THERE’S A NEW MOVIE IN PRODUCTION

 

There’s a new movie in production

About a bunch of Comic Art Heisters

Specifically, the work of Mike Mignola

The film is called Steal Mignolas

 

Credit to Selina J @OfSelina

MUM ALWAYS WASHED MY HAIR IN AUSSIE BEER

 

Mum always washed my hair in Aussie beer

And at the time I wasn’t bothered

It wasn't until many years later I discovered

That I had in fact been Fostered

I BOUGHT A CD OF SOOTHING WHALE SONG

 

I bought a CD of soothing whale song

As a chill out evening was planned

But things didn’t work out that way

The CD was by a dolphin tribute band