How do you get two
Whales in a car? just
Start in
England and drive
west.
Showing posts with label Whales. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whales. Show all posts
Saturday 15 July 2023
Wednesday 5 July 2023
GOD CREATED THE PILOT WHALE
God created the Pilot Whale,
Contrary to heretical
theories,
And it was so well
received
God went on to make a
series
Wednesday 21 June 2023
TWO WHALES WALKED INTO A BAR
Two whales walked into a bar
The first one said
"Whiieeeeeaooooooo"
And the second whale
retorted
“God you're so pissed
Keanu"
Tuesday 23 May 2023
I BOUGHT A CD OF SOOTHING WHALE SONG
I bought a CD of soothing whale song
As a chill out evening
was planned
But things didn’t work
out that way
The CD was by a dolphin
tribute band
Wednesday 15 September 2021
TWO WHALES WALKED INTO A BAR
Two whales walked into a bar
The first one said "Whiieeeeeaooooooo"
And the second whale retorted
“God you're so pissed Keanu"
Monday 16 August 2021
GOD CREATED THE PILOT WHALE
God created the Pilot Whale,
Contrary
to heretical theories,
And
it was so well received
God
went on to make a series
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