I BOUGHT A CD OF SOOTHING WHALE SONG

 

I bought a CD of soothing whale song

As a chill out evening was planned

But things didn’t work out that way

The CD was by a dolphin tribute band

THE SHARK DID THE DOLPHIN A FAVOR

 

The Shark did the Dolphin a favor

Though not a big one as favors go

And paid him back in cephalopods

Which was kind of Squid pro quo

I KNOW THEY’RE SMILEY

 

I know they’re smiley

And I might well be odd

But I don’t like Dolphins

And I’m a congenial bod

It’s just because I found

They were a clicky pod

DOLPHINS SUFFER FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

 

Dolphins suffer from Erectile Dysfunction

And their sex life has come a cropper

Not much is known about their condition

But they’ve gone from Flipper to Flopper