SAD CHEESE

 

Even dairy comestibles

Are sometimes lacking glee

And when at their lowest

They are a very Blue cheese

STAR WARS CHEESE

 

What cheese do they serve

In the Star Wars cafeteria

Or in a galaxy far far away?

The answer is Boba Feta

PHOTOGENIC MICE

 

When the Mouse clans pose

For photo of the families

They way to get them to smile

Is for the taker to say cheese

UNSTABLE CHEESE

 

The most unstable cheese

Curdled and quackers

Will appear quite sane

In between two crackers

CHEESE BITES

 

Even cannibals like cheese

After all it will always please

And their particular partiality

Is for Limburger obviously

ALCOHOLIC CHEESE # 1

 

If a cheese is tempted to drink

Too much, it should not

Because if it does succumb

It is at risk of Livarot

CHEESE DYNASTY

 

The dynasty of the Worlds

Richest cheese is built on

Family values and the daughter

Of that dynasty is Paris Stilton

MIDDLE EASTERN CHEESE

 

Two thousand years ago

Cheese making beganeth

In Judea, which we know as

The Cheeses of Nazareth

ALCOHOLIC CHEESE # 2

 

If a cheese likes to drink

And its dependence is clear

It has a drinking problem

And will go by the name Morbier

CELEBRITY CHEESE

 

Jay Z has a favourite cheese

I fancy

And if I’m not mistaken

It’s Brieoncé

CHEESE DISGUISE

 

We had to hide our Horse

So we took it to the dairy

Where we covered it in Cheese

It’s the best was to Mask-a-pony

 

FEMINIST CHEESE

 

Feminists once burned their bras

Which understandably caused a stir

But today we have a feminist cheese

And it’s been named Germaine Gruyere

PERMANENT CHEESE

 

Maximillian Mouse is different

And likes to stand out if he can

Which is why he has curly-hair

And his chosen cheese is Permesan

CHEESE CYCLE

 

My brother is a cyclist and a cheese nut

And he always carries some in his pannier

But he also has very particular tastes

So, the cheese he carries with him is Paneer

ONLINE MICE

 

Mice have very high standards

Including their online needs

So when they are surfing the web

Their search engine is Ask Cheese

MUSICAL CHEESE

 

Stilton, Roquefort and Cambozola

Were all over the music news

Talking about their latest album

Which is another collection of Blues

EXPLOSIVE CHEESE

 

The bomb disposal team

Have to handle dangerous cheese

It’s a very delicate process

Which they follow very Caerphilly

MUSICAL MOUSE

 

Mice have very high standards

Including what’s on their MP3

So when they want to chill out

They listen to some R 'n' Brie

CHEESE FETISH

 

The dairy man had a cheese fetish

And his wife liked him to paint her

Which he did with liquid cheese

In fact he actually Double Gloucester

CONCEITED CHEESE

 

The conceited cheese viewed himself

In the bathroom mirror repeatedly

And while he stared at his reflection

He would smile and say Halloumi