MUM ALWAYS WASHED MY HAIR IN AUSSIE BEER

 

Mum always washed my hair in Aussie beer

And at the time I wasn’t bothered

It wasn't until many years later I discovered

That I had in fact been Fostered

CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF RICE WINE

 

“Can I have a glass of Rice Wine”

I said “Beer makes me bilious”

The puzzled barman replied “Sake?”

I added “No I was being serious”

I DO DRINK COFFEE

 

I do drink Coffee

But it’s not a favourite of mine

It doesn’t fill me with cheer

 

It just fills in the time

Until it’s socially acceptable

To start drinking beer

COOL SPOUSE

 

My husband is like a cool box

If filled with beer

I can manage to take him

Almost anywhere

THE BEER QUESTION

 

How many men do you think it takes?

To open a cool satisfying can of beer?

None of course because it should be

Open when she takes it to his chair