I BROKE MY GLASSES THE OTHER DAY

 

I broke my glasses the other day

So, I knew what had to be done

But guess who I bumped into

While at the opticians? Everyone

MY COMPUTER IS FREEZING

 

My computer was always cold

In fact I thought it was broken

But our IT guy just told me

It was coz I left Windows open

ALPHABETICAL JEALOUSY

 

There is definitely some jealousy among

The letters of the alphabet it seems to me

I’m thinking of two letters in particular

Who work in unison and they are NV

ARE YOU WEARING THAT FOR A LAUGH?

 

Are you wearing that for a laugh?

Well you are a sight not to be missed

But given the fact we’re in church

I would suggest that you are pissed

I DISCOVERED MY FAVOURITE DUCK WAS SICK # 2

 

I discovered my favourite duck was sick

So to provide the knowledge I lack

I called for the local vet to attend

But when he turned up he was a quack

I’M GOOD AT CHEMISTRY AND I’M FUNNY # 2

 

I’m good at chemistry and I’m funny

Those are the talents, I rely upon

So when asked for a good Chemistry joke

I replied that all the good ones Argon

WHEN YOU’RE A DICTATOR LIKE MADURO

 

When you’re a dictator like Maduro

It’s difficult to find time to shop

But for his Palace building materials

He always shops at the Home Despot